Lou Balls

i always seem to remember i have an lj to post in when i have something to type.
procrastination is a wonderful thing.
i'm supposed to be typing a one page thing about ctenophores and how they're fucking things up in the chesapeake bay.
long story short lower salinity is reducing the number of jellies so the ctenophore populations are booming and eating lots of larvae, vastly reducing the number of fish and oysters in the bay.

i need a job for christmas break.
i'm finishing my left arm on dec 29th.
can't wait to start the right one.

can't wait for summer.
lots of riding and doing research on fiddler crabs.

i want a beard, still.
someone annoy the shit out of me everyday so my blood pressure will go up and i'll have to take bp medicine with menoxodil in it so i can grow a beard, and some groady back hair hahaha.

BROTHERS AND SISTERS
THE TIME HAS COME FOR EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU TO DECIDE
WHETHER YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE PROBLEM
OR WHETHER YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE SOLUTION

so i'm typing up my CHAMP skit stuff.
sure hope it doesn't suck.
everyone is all hyped about it and some my kids are clearly not putting in enough effort and this is one of those things where their performance reflects upon me as a counselor and i can't do much for the kids who constantly bullshit when i tell them to seriously work on the skit.
and that was one hell of a run on sentence.
since i have some actual work to do on a computer, of course i'm posting an update to procrastinate.
tomorrow we go camping at bell plain.
i'm going to wreck house on the night shift hahaha.
i wonder if eric is going to bring beer hahahahaha ah old men.

so anyway there have been much happenings as of late.
almost too many to remember and post within a tolerable length.
done some motorcycle riding which has been getting better and better.
the whole CHAMP thing.
i can't wait for this week to be over because its the only real stressful week.
everything else is mostly fun all the time.
recent highlight is probably the party at jim's where i managed to enfuriate every person attending that had a vagina with the exception of meg k and jess goldey.
in summary...
some chick was annoying so i called her a cunt.
her sister got pissed.
another chick was annoying so i called her out about lying about having lukemia so people would pay attention to her.
that pissed that chick's sister off.
katie with a star was there. oh god. you know what i'm talking about if you ever went to a show about 3 years ago and saw this chick.
she wanted to fight meg k. was talking about how her mom hates her blah blah blah.
for some reason when i left she got mad and said "fuck you leave. i dont even like attractive guys."
to which i replied i can tell pointing to her boyfriend hahaha.
jim got super pissed at the random heads that roled up.
unfortunately i could not stay and clean house.
speaking of house, i think its on right now but i'm typing this because i dont want to type this damn champ thing. eh whatever.
so, yeah my livejournal still exists.

diana's going to hate this idea, but i just sent this IM to jim...

yo i got this awesome idea, we play beer halo, everytime you kill someone or someone kills you you drink, double and triple kill double and triple amount of drink, if you have a killing spree you have to drink until someone ends your spree (maybe we'll get those beer helmets or something), more elaborate rules can be made up later, but i seriously think this is one of the best ideas i've ever had as far as things to do goes

hahahaha. in other news i started working this week.
its great. the kids are great. the stuff we are doing is great.
it's not even been a full week of work and i already love my job.

i went to delaware today to get some jeans and gloves and boots.
for those of you who don't know, this is the reason why i went to get those things.

http://www.harley-davidson.com/PR/MOT/2005/05_template.asp?bmLocale=en_US&market=US&family=Sportster&model=XL1200C&modelSection=colors

i don't know how to make it a clicky link so whatever. copy paste look.

so... i met the little red head kid who does the beat kids segments on wonder showzen the other day.
he lives down the street from shane.
dom read the credits and saw that it was the kid.
be jealous.
kids on the street.
kids on the beat.
beat kids.
BEAT KIDS.
218 WARRIORS!

rare sporadic journal entry go:

so far the summer is going kinda slow
i've been working out with my dad which is cool
i feel alot better and i dont sleep all day now
i got a job
CHAMP counselor
starts in july so until then i am without income
besides cutting hair
if anyone wants a hair cut, get at me, 5 bucks, all styles
the pool's not open yet
went to see the dali exhibit with my sister and diana
awesome time except for smelly hippies
all offense is meant towards smelly hippies
get a hair cut and bathe or go jump off a bridge into water filled with sharks that have stingrays in their mouths so when they bite you the stingrays sting you too
theo, you're bugging me.
stop complaining about shit and do something.
enlist, run for office, do something more than complain about how things aren't how you want them and anyone who doesn't feel how you do is an idiot and everything besides your word is just dismissed as liberal banter. take a step back, no two steps back, so you can get your head out of your own ass.
i'm going camping tonight.
i'm going to get drunk and try to ride the ostrich.
probably not, but i am going to have conversations in spanish with the mexicans.
and i'm the nature walk guide.
a little bit of everything for everyone.

school is kinda shitty. its the last push and whatnot. you know how it is.
but you know what makes it better?

WE'RE PLAYING HERE NEXT FRIDAY, THE 22ND, WITH PAINT IT BLACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
COME TO THE SHOW!!!
I'M SO PSYCHED!!!

ATTENTION MEGAN!!! MY FEET SMELL LIKE BANDITS FEET TODAY!!! THAT IS ALL!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

journal entry go!
this weekend was pretty good.
played a show at the field house. saw some good dudes. some some shitty dudes. rocked a bit. sold merch.
easter was chill. prime rib woooo. and a bit of candy.
diana stayed over which was awesome.
i'm busy and its raining which makes me want to do nothing.
i have organic lab in like 15 minutes. i hate organic. i can't wait to be done with it.
i have physics after that.
i have to meet with my advisor and sign up for one or two more classes.
i have to find out who my advisor is hahaha.
tomorrow i'm getting the outline for the rest of my sleeve and a little touch up in the elbow pit.
i have a stats test tomorrow. boring.
i have to do my housing form crap, work re-apps, and rvsp for this scholarship breakfast jawn.
and i gotta buy fish to feed to snakey because she's hungry.
AND!!! she shedded last night. that's the 4th time in 6 months.
we watched to whole thing pretty much. it was jawsome.
i want it to be warm and sunny. and i want school to be done so i can work.
and be tired. and make money. and spend half of said money. and save the rest.
and then take cool classes next sememster like A&P and Linguistics and Culture of Native South Americans and Invertebrate Zoology.
it sucks though because i can't take other cool classes like Entemology and Genetics because of scheduling conflicts, but whatevs i guess i'll just take them later. LINGUISTICS AND CULTURE OF NATIVE SOUTH AMERICANS! HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT!?!?! seriously, i think its awesome.

oh shit i almost forgot. i had an awesome dream. megan will probably understand this jargon most.

so i was upstairs in the study and my dad pulls out 2 golden credit cards and a black one.
he turns them around and they are WU-TANG CREDIT CARDS! one gold one had a black W. the black one had a gold W and said FOREVER on it. and the other gold one had RZA, GZA, and ODB on it. so then they are lost and i go on an epic quest to retrieve them. some chick that brandon invited to our last show was there and trying to be all slutty. like not wearing a shirt and covering her boobs and looking like a crack addict. and i was like bitch get out my way i need to get da WU-TANG CREDIT CARDS. and then i was behind wilson hall and some kid that looks like this guy we call MA had one. and he threw it on the ground and it turned to powder. so i was like hey those are my dad's WU-TANG CREDIT CARDS! you have destroyed one, i must destroy you. and then i gripped up his head and all of a sudden he was gone and the remaining two WU-TANG CREDIT CARDS were in my hand. then i woke up.

this is totally true. seriously. it was the most exciting and coolest dream i've ever had, and probably will ever have.

wow i barely use this thing anymore.
here's a huge list of what's been up and what's to come.
- ORGANIC CHEM SUCKS BIG DONKEY DICK
- i'm going to do my botany project on mustard. yeah, that's right. its gonna rule.
- stats is boring
- physics is ok
- epidemiology is ok
- ordered a sweet misery signals hoody
- probably gonna order some new earring jawns
- think i'm gonna start the outline on the top of my arm over spring break. hope to have the whole sleeve done by june.
- me and dom are going to do a hardcore sideproject over spring break hahaha. not shitty tight pants hair makeup faggot hardcore. good hardcore like comeback kid and stretch arm strong and civ.
- we're playing at the pyaa field house on march 26th. bit of a musical homecoming i guess. i don't want to sound full of my self, but i bet an assload of kids are probably going to dick ride me there. faggots.
- me and diana do the best inpersonations of turds
- i always feel like i have a million things to write and then it only comes out as.... 12.

this picture is hillarious. and it makes me think of jeff cohen.
he was this goth kid that i went to middle school with.
word on the street was he liked the cock.
i should be sanding the bathroom right now but the crappy weather has me in a mood.
a sit on my ass and do nothing mood.
i'll get to it soon. i think hahaha.
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so last night me and diana had this long conversation about what weapons we would use, fortifications, and who we'd bring with us if zombies attacked. that's why i love this girl.
so sometimes me and my dad talk about things concerning my past and we agree.
and then he says something along the lines of "i always blah blah" or "i told you so blah blah."
it really makes me think he's right about alot of stuff. that's scary haha.
operation quit smoking is slowly progressing.
SHAKE THAT THING!

so far break has been ok.
christmas was sweet, i got 3 pairs of long underwear.
new years was chill.
i just stayed home and cut my hair and watched tv.
and van helsing haha.
been hanging with the fellas alot and its fun and feels good.
dom got a huge ass tv. its cool.
i hung out with james the other day. his vw bus is sweet.
he told me why one person is mad at him and now no one will talk to him.
i welcomed him to the club hahaha.
new years resolutions are to go to the gym and quit smoking.
i think i'm gonna go to gradwell tonight and get our files.
the new year is already looking promising.
i asked for a beard for christmas and well... it appears as though my facial hair is slowly filling in.
i probably won't have a beard anytime soon, but its getting closer and closer.
maybe i'll go to church and pray for a beard.
i want to look like a lumberjack.
and have kick ass body armor and active camo.
shit i want to be a bearded predator. without the alien dreadlocks though.

"when i'm dead, i'll rest"

so i had work tonight. 11pm-3am. ugh. seeing as i fell asleep a couple times during my shift i'm not too tire hahaha. there was no one fucking there at all. seriously there's like 6 people still living in mullica.

i'm pretty much all alone here, but whateva whateva i'm going home tomorrow. it's way creepy on campus.
i don't know if i should stay up and finish this huge box of cocoa puffs, or do it in the morning...

i miss diana.

i've been listening to say anything ALOT. a little tired. tired with people in general and having to do things because that's what you're supposed to do type stuff. i wrote some lyric type stuff tonight when i wasn't sleeping on my shift haha. hopefully we can use it when we redo vocals. i'm excited about it and to be working with bob.

i need a fucking job for christmas... ughhh. lumber yard is a last resort if i can get it.
i need to do christmas shopping with the minimal funds i have.

"when i'm dead, i'll rest, i'll rest"

holy shit. so much is going on.
i'm a bit under the weather.
i have a paper and presentation to do on wednesday.
i have 3 labs due wednesday.
i gotta buy fish for the snake to eat tomorrow.
but... but... but... good stuff!
WE FINALLY HAVE A SHOW!
our first show is going to be friday dec. 17th at grandslam in mt. laurel.
when i know all the details i'll put them up, not that many people read this anyway but whatevs.
all i know is that day is going to kill me.
i'll have 2 maybe 3 finals, the show, and cake from megan's birthday.
random post. booyah.

AWESOMENESS
im at gradwell right now
we're almost done recording all the music
gradwell has high speed wireless internet, hence me posting right now
i was bored and looking on BME
and i think i saw someone
and i dont mean that in "awesome!" type way
i mean that in a "oh gosh" type way
dom's doing crazy guitar effects right now
and brandon's talking about whippets
i have to pee like no body's business
later

haven't updated in a while.
here's a quick synopsis of what has gone down.
- second sitting on my sleeve, koi looks great, so far 8 hours in
- we're recording next week at gradwell
- classes are going ok i guess, public speaking is boring, physics is ok, organic chem is hard, jazz is cake, honors is cool
- the snake has been eating assloads of fish and i saved her first shed
- my side of the room constantly looks like a tornado hit it
- i went to see La Boheme at the met, it was amazing
- i still can't grow a beard hahahaha

"i'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got married."
the starting line is no longer emo or pop-punk, they are now XanalXsexXcore haha

yesterday i went to jersey devil to start my tattoo adventure.
i got 5 hours done on my left forearm.
its not done yet, the koi and bombs still need color, but all the outline done and the backround is colored. its going to be a full sleeve with more bombs and a bomber coming out of very ominous clouds.
that's right, i said ominous hahaha.
hopefully i can get that done before the summer starts.
classes are going well. i got an 83 on my organic chem test woo!
i have to go to physics in 20 minutes. boo, it's boring.
the band is putting along.
the snake is a fatty.
she ate 3 fish on monday, one fish yesterday, one fish last night, and one fish about 30 minutes ago.
and i haven't seen her eat any of them, but i'm determined to witness it in all it's glory.
i want to go see i <3 hucklebees.

i wouldn't trade what i got
not for anything
not for anything
i wouldn't trade what i
got
not for anything
not for anything

where's my pizza!
it better get here like 5 minutes dammit because i'm sick and hungry.
got a touch of the sinus troubles.
i'm going home saturday, but before i do i want to go out to dinner with diana and melissa.
diana because i <3 her much and well yeah.
and melissa to cheer her up.
i miss home though. i can't wait to sleep in my big bed.
and take a shower without flip flops.
and megan and bandit.
word.
hopefully i'll get home, chillax, hang with the dom, maybe even see elyse since its been forever.
practicing sunday. then back here.
trevor's band is playing in vineland, gonna go check them out.
hungry, tired, sick rambling.
shot out to all you nosey cunts out there! kill yourselves bitches. hope you like what you see.
and i'm out word.